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How long would i have to practice before i can Hula Hoop withe FIRE? i want to start Hula Hooping my goal is to get to the point where i can hula hoop with fire like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_fqFJyf5SU&feature=grec_index how would i get into it? like transitioning from regular hula hooping to fire?

help finding fire led hula hoop? I'm looking to purchase a LED and fire hula hoop, but I can't find them combined, only separate. Does anyone know where I can purchase one?

Will I die if I jump through a hula hoop that my friend sets on fire and holds...? Sorta like a ring of fire deal. I want to be a stunter and film stuff for youtube!

How do you make a blue/purple hula hoop glow in a black light? I need to do a project and it involves recording. I am doing it on fire spinning, but i can't use fire yet, so I was going to use a black light, to show the different kinds of spinning.. But my hoop is blue and purple, and those colors do not glow in black lights. What could I do to make it glow?

What should i do with my birthday money? I really want to do sevrel thing but i only have enough to do one!!? The options are Buy a fire Hoop ( A Fire Hula hoop) Go Shopping for clothes Buy an Mp3 Player Im really want to do all three but cant? What do you suggest , or just doing something completely diffrent?

How to make hula hoop glow? So I am learning how to fire hoop . . . but for now I'm just practicing with a regular hoop that has spicks. However, I thought it would be fun (while I'm still learning without fire) to do glow-in-the-dark hooping. I'm way to poor to afford one of those sweet LED hoops . . . so I'm trying to figure away (short of just taping it with glow in the dark tape) to make it glow at night. I was thinking of attaching glow sticks some way, but I'm not sure if there is a better way. I'm trying to do this as cheap as possible.

alternative for wicks? im making a fire hula hoop and you need to attach wicks to metal rods that are perpendicularly attached to the hoop. problem is i cant seem to find wicks in any store. anything else i can use that'll catch fire but not burn out?

How do you fire a teacher? My P.E. Teacher NEVER teaches us P.E. Its insaine. All we do is run around in the gym and play with hula hoops while she is just sitting in her office on the computer. There is NO education what so ever in P.E. and my mom is against it. Is there anyway we can get rid of her? Oh and by the way i have a 65 in her class for doing nothing...she dosnt like my family

Why can't vegans appears smart and sucessful? Okay, I have a vegan father and his wife, both vegan. So, they take great joy in pushing their general animal cruelty videos, dvds, and that kinda crap on pretty much anyone. Whatever, anyway. I noticed, apon watching these videos.. Almost EVERY SINGLE PERSON. On there, and in real life who I have met so far, who is actually vegan -Look like hippies, or like people with lack of jobs and possibly a degree in media studies x.x That means...dreadlocks, piercings, tatoos, died, badly cut hair, sometimes not wearing shoes, and wearing ovbious hippie clothes, and some have body modifications. (I am not judging those who look that way ,I am simply pointing out it looks unsucessfull and unprofessional, unless you work in a tatoo parlour or piercing place)) -The rest are kind of idiotic. There is a jamaican guy on one video, saying because there are no animals inside of him, and he hasn't eaten any life (this is some kind of poem by the way)) That all life inside him is all him. Anyone wanna point out to this guy that, newsflash, plants are alive as well. Seriously! I don't care what they look like in normal life, but not a single one looked like they could hold any job aside form the aforementioned ones. Any ones that actually did talk about their jobs, it was mostly street performing with a fire hula hoop or some mystic rubbbish. Seriously, are all vegans this....Stupid, or hippie looking? Are there many out there that actually could work for a corporate buisness, or own their own (that isn't some psycadelic store, or aforementioned)) I am not doing this to bash vegans. I am semi-bashing and questioning how they present themselves when they are trying to make a convincing argument. thanks. I never said I was smart and sucessfull. I only ask why they can't just dress up for the video. They know people are going to watch it right? Appearing sucessfull should get more people on their side, instead of everyone thiking they are all hippie losers.

SURVEY: I saw mommy fucking santa claus !!!! does this mean Imma get loads of presents this year ? the survey is - red fire truck or green fire truck ? blue hula hoop or purple hula hoop ? a puppy or a kitten ???? haha !!! whats with the ... e__e my life is ruined http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yurGJOnEte4

we didnt start the fire question? I have to do an assignment for history and we have to find all the subjects or names in the song "We didn't start the fire" that relate to the cold war, and how. If you can think of anything, it'd be great. here are the lyrics.. Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye" Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye CHORUS We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire Though we did ignite it But we tried to fight it Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire Though we did ignite it But we tried to fight it Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball, Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire Though we did ignite it But we tried to fight it Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land, Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire Though we did ignite it But we tried to fight it Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning. We didn't start the fire But when we are gone It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on... We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire Though we did ignite it But we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire Though we did ignite but But we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire...

Ladies which of these two guys could you see yourself with? Guy A - Who although he is broke and poor and doesn't have a lot to offer in terms of financial and material things but will treat you like a queen and how you want to be treated and will appreciate you and show you tons of love and will love you deeply with all of his heart and is willing to jump through hula hoop rings of fire and climb the highest moutnain for you? Or Guy B - Who is finacially stable and has alot of money who can offer you a ton of material things, and take you to the finest restaurants to wine and dine you and but you fancy jewelry and bran name clothes and expensive cars and yachts and mansions but treats you like trash and as if you are worthless and as a prize and a piece of art in his gallery who is there to make him look good and he neglects you when he can get a woman who is prettier then you to be around his arm and tells you that you don't eman anything at all to him and that he uses you for when he can't get a prettier woman around his arms?

help me organize my party pleaseee!!!??!?!? okay so tomorrow i'm having a luau type party, this is whats going on: FOOD: hamburgers hot dogs potatoe salad[chives, red onions] pop shredded lettuce tomatoes pickles relish buns salad[ceasar] SUNDAE BAR: Milk chocolate chips oreos chocolate syrup m&ms whipped cream carmel sauce chocolate&vanilla ice cream CAKE: chocolate gluten free cake ACTVITIES: swimming hula hoops bon fire DECORATIONS: christmas lights all decorations i bought. i know this seems organzied, but i just want your input. In which category should i add other thigns, like for example Food:pasta. that type of thing,i'm just worried i've left something out! thank you for your help!

Hawiian party question? i'm having an hawiian bbq with my friends for my 17th birthday. i'm gunna hula hoops, leis, a bon fire, smores, swimming, hawiian decorations like strings of flowers all over my deck and fence. any other ideas for decorations or activites?? thanks!

Did you have any personal quips about X-Men First Class? As an avid comic fan there were some things that kind of irked me. *Spoilers* For instance the way Alex gathered and fired his energy made him look like he was using a hula hoop. Also the death of Darwin, also made me sad, he's pretty much immortal. I think Darwin should return, he could have turned himself into energy. As for Havok there was a clip in the trailers where he fires a blast from his hand in the regular circular beam shape, but it was cut from the final product.

Can you geuss what movie these lines come from? 1. Do you have winnie the pooh? 2. No eating here tonight WOO no eating here tonight we're on a diet. 3. "Your on fire!!" "Thanks your not to bad yourself." 4. It's clobarate time! 5. This is not a hula hoop, it's a towel rack. who ever gets the most correct answers gets 10 points!! some of these are from animations and some arnt so enjoy 3 and 4 are from the same movie if that helps

16th birthday party ideas? Well i will be turning 16 on july 9th and have set up to have a party a party at my house at the end of the month. We will have food and music and bags and a fire when it gets dark. but does anyone have any ideas for what we could do to involve a bunch of teenagers like well whatever maybe hula hoop contests or something, any ideas would be awesome! ohh and i am a male but the party will have both male and female guests

What is your secret circus skill? Please choose one or two, or make up your own. Aerial straps Acrobalance acrobatics adagio Aerial Hoop (Lyra, circeaux) Animal training Artistic cycling Balancing Banquine Bearded Lady Bed of nails Blade box Buffoonery Bullwhip Bungee trapeze Casting Chinese poles Cigar box (juggling) Cloud swing (Mexican cloud swing) Clowning Flag Spinning Contact juggling Contortion Corde lisse (vertical rope, smooth rope) Cradle Danish pole Devilstick Diabolo Electric act Fat lady Fire breathing Fire dancing Fire eater Fire-twirling Flea circus Flying trapeze Free standing ladder Freak show German Wheel (Rhonrad, Gym Wheel) Glass eating Glass walking Globe of death Group pyramids Gurner Hair Hang (Hair suspension, hairhang, hair hanging) Handstand Hand walking Hat manipulation Heshe Hoop diving Hula hoop and other hoop spinning Human blockhead Human cannonball Icarian Games Impalement arts Knife throwing Iron tongue Jitter rings Juggling (balls, clubs, rings, etc) Jump Rope / Double Dutch Lasso Magic acts Mental flossing Midgets Mime Multiple trapeze Museum Parkour Pedal go Perch (Equilibristic) Physical comedy Pickled punks Piercing acts Plate spinning Poi Swinging Powertrack / Tumbletrak Puppetry Rebound straps Rola Bola Rolling globe Roman Ladders Roue cyr Russian bar Russian swing Shaker Cup Manipulation Silks (tissues) Snake charmer Spanish web Springboard Stage combat Static trapeze Stilt walking Strongman Suspension act (AKA Hook Hang act) Sword swallowing Teeterboard/Korean Plank Tight-rope (tight or slack rope walking) Trampoline Trapeze Trick riding Tumbling Unbreakable hands Unicycle Ventriloquism Voltge Wire (harness) Wheel of Death

Can you name the Christmas songs and finsh them? 1._______ roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos 2.Christmas, Christmas time is near Time for toys and time for cheer We've been good, but we can't last Hurry Christmas, hurry fast Want a plane that loops the loop Me, I want a hula hoop We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas, don't be late. Okay fellas get ready That was very good, Simon. -Naturally. Very ___ Theodore. -Ahhh. Ah, Alvin, you were a little __, watch ____. Ah, Alvin. Alvin. ______! -OKAY. 3.____ ______, the Angels did say Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay In fields where they may keeping their sheep On a cold winter's night that was so deep. Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel Born is the King of Israel! here's a hard one- 4.We get so caught up in all of it Business and relationships 100 mile an hour lives And it's this time of year And everybody's here It seems the last thing on your mind You'd say that today holds something special Something holy and not superficial So here's to jesus christ who saved our lives It's something we all try to ignore And put a wreath up on your door So here's something you should know that is for sure _________ _____________ ____________ __________ ________?

Here is my plan for losing 15 lbs by May. Opinions please? Right now I'm 16 years, I'm 5'2" and I weigh around 125 - 130 lbs. A little bit of that weight is from muscle cause I have ALOT in my calves and my arms, so I'm not JUST fat. My measurements are 36 bust - 29 waist - 39 butt/hips. I can feel that I have some abs, and I can see a tiny bit of tone, but there's still too much fat there, as well as too much on my butt and my thighs. (My whole butt is basically fat X_X) So my goals are to lose 10 - 15 lbs (my goal weight is between 110 - 115 lbs which is perfect for my height), lose the fat on my stomach, thighs and butt, and hopefully get my butt a few inches smaller. I know that cardio is the best way to lose fat, so I intend on doing alot. These are the foods I usually eat in my diet (I'm a vegetarian, so I don't eat any meat) Unsweetened oatmeals, fat free yogurts, low-fat dairy products, vegetables, fruits (especially apples, blueberries, and bananas) peanut butter (no more than a serving a day cause it's very high in calories) almonds (also in moderate portions), and some other low-fat healthy food choices, I just can't think of them right off hand. And everyday I drink 3 - 5 glasses of green tea and 3 - 4 liters of water. I've also worked out a way to allow me to eat some sweet foods so I don't deprive myself too much and wind up binging. I plan on eating something small but sweet, with no more than 300 calories and before my workout once every two weeks. I think that sounds decent enough. My caloric intake is usually around 1000 - 1500, it varies from day to day. And I eat breakfast, one snack in between breakfast and lunch, lunch, dinner and then another light snack. My workout plan: I'm gonna do 45 minutes of cardio 5 days a week, usually using my exercise bike, but sometimes I'm gonna throw in like 10 minutes on my treadmill to just to mix it up a little. And a bit later I'm gonna do a half hour routine with exercises like walking lunges, squats, planks, push ups, crunches, sit ups, leg lifts, fire hydrants....etc etc..... I'm also starting to get used to interval training, so right now, because of how hard it is, I do 2 minutes at about 25 mph, and then 2 minutes at about 45 mph. I continue that until I've done it 4 switched 4 times in the whole 45 minutes routine. I'd go longer, but it's really hard right now. I'm simply building up my endurance. And in some spare time, if I'm just sitting at a computer or something, after an hour of sitting, I'm gonna get up and walk for like 10 minutes or hula hoop or something so my metabolism doesn't slow down too much. So what do you think? Sound good? I do plan on continuing my exercise even after May, probably just do a little less and still eat right. This IS a lifestyle change, not just to lose some weight. :)

Music Lover Hip Hop lovers Possibly Poet's...I need help tell me what this song means..? [MF Doom] The fat is in the fire, a fryer made of chicken wire Gettin sick and tired of a friggin liar Pelican, with some very soft mangoes A closet full of skeletons and terry cloth Kangols Flew the coop, before you hit it let me warn you She did a cool hula-hoop, but don't get any on you It's all a big scam, to make y'all eat pig ham When he's on the mic he's like the triggerman, fig jam Doom, not to be confused with nobody Especially, since the flows he used was so nutty Never too woozy to go study, crews got no clues Like old cruddy Officer McGillicuddy Watch your six, he got a lot of more tricks Lyrics, bricks, on sticks sure got raw-nytics It's a gift, don't get shot for kicks With the same slick used to plot sick vicks with Spotted at a chick flick, holdin hands The other one on his swollen glands, a golden chance That's why he kept them holes in his pants Rollin in a old van, is what he told his stolen fans Is that you true? Matched from hat to shoe Snafu, snatch any brew, LaBatt's Blue Black jew like that's new, patch me through No latch attached, skat shoo, catch twenty-two Super, he's loaded dice nice And overpriced, a arm and a leg; homey life or your ice Villain, nag a grieving old hag Snag a bragger by his mic cord and leave him holding the bag Come clean, a bunch of dumb mean cream puffs A keen drum machine buff, who fiends for more green stuff Instead of starvin there be problems by the goo gobs Aight - somebody's robbin Lou Dobbs and them tonight And he's on the next flight, moon bound And makes it a point to stay away from the goon pound Got some peers, that's gone in the lost years Tears and cheers, born in the crosshairs I dont understand what it could mean. any answers will help.wanna hear it? Go here http://www.imeem.com/hiphopmusic/music/7RpW9Qck/danger_doom_crosshairs/ i just dont understand what he is talkin' bout'

My plan for losing 10 - 15 lbs by May? What do you think of it? Right now I'm 16 years, I'm 5'2" and I weigh around 125 - 130 lbs. A little bit of that weight is from muscle cause I have ALOT in my calves and my arms, so I'm not JUST fat. My measurements are 36 bust - 29 waist - 39 butt/hips. I can feel that I have some abs, and I can see a tiny bit of tone, but there's still too much fat there, as well as too much on my butt and my thighs. (My whole butt is basically fat X_X) So my goals are to lose 10 - 15 lbs (my goal weight is between 110 - 115 lbs which is perfect for my height), lose the fat on my stomach, thighs and butt, and hopefully get my butt a few inches smaller. I know that cardio is the best way to lose fat, so I intend on doing alot. These are the foods I usually eat in my diet (I'm a vegetarian, so I don't eat any meat) Unsweetened oatmeals, fat free yogurts, low-fat dairy products, vegetables, fruits (especially apples, blueberries, and bananas) peanut butter (no more than a serving a day cause it's very high in calories) almonds (also in moderate portions), and some other low-fat healthy food choices, I just can't think of them right off hand. And everyday I drink 3 - 5 glasses of green tea and 3 - 4 liters of water. I've also worked out a way to allow me to eat some sweet foods so I don't deprive myself too much and wind up binging. I plan on eating something small but sweet, with no more than 300 calories and before my workout once every two weeks. I think that sounds decent enough. My caloric intake is usually around 1000 - 1500, it varies from day to day. And I eat breakfast, one snack in between breakfast and lunch, lunch, dinner and then another light snack. My workout plan: I'm gonna do 45 minutes of cardio 5 days a week, usually using my exercise bike, but sometimes I'm gonna throw in like 10 minutes on my treadmill to just to mix it up a little. And a bit later I'm gonna do a half hour routine with exercises like walking lunges, squats, planks, push ups, crunches, sit ups, leg lifts, fire hydrants....etc etc..... I'm also starting to get used to interval training, so right now, because of how hard it is, I do 2 minutes at about 25 mph, and then 2 minutes at about 45 mph. I continue that until I've done it 4 switched 4 times in the whole 45 minutes routine. I'd go longer, but it's really hard right now. I'm simply building up my endurance. And in some spare time, if I'm just sitting at a computer or something, after an hour of sitting, I'm gonna get up and walk for like 10 minutes or hula hoop or something so my metabolism doesn't slow down too much. So what do you think? Sound good?

On the CSI:Vegas season7 premiere? One of the many things I found intriguing was the dancing girls at the Moroccan party. How was it that they were able to dance as they did with the flaming hula hoops without getting burned at all or setting something on fire?

What could this mean? I had a dream that was crazy! I was playing with plastic horses with my best friends older sister on a grassy field when all of a sudden an office chair started to zoom around us. The chair seemed to be like an animal so we ran and sat on this fence. Then, another office chair came and they started to mate! A large red dodge ball started rolling around and a small blue one too, then suddenly lots of balls, hula hoops, and office chairs came and moved like they had mids of their own! we ran up the street to our club house but their was a giant fish/shark stomping on it then we ran back to the fence. All of a sudden this house opened up and it looked like a mall to i climbed up the wall with a mentally challenged person and i started to fight some people. Then i got a concussion! (in the dream) and i opened my eyes ( in the dream not in real life) and there was grandma who offered me gumdrops made out of bread! i said no thank you but then her eyes had fire in them and she said EAT THEM!

Harry Truman, Doris Day? Red China, Johnnie Ray? South Pacific, Walter Winchell! JOE DIMAGGIO!!!! Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it

i need help for my song i need a chorus? i need a chorus like the song "we didn't start the fire" by billy Joel 49 harry truman, doris day, red china, johnnie ray South pacific, walter winchell, joe dimaggio 50 joe mccarthy, richard nixon, studebaker, television North korea, south korea, marilyn monroe 51 rosenbergs, h-bomb, sugar ray, panmunjom Brando, the king and I and the catcher in the rye 52 eisenhower, vaccine, englands got a new queen Marciano, liberace, santayana goodbye Chorus We didnt start the fire It was always burning Since the worlds been turning We didnt start the fire No we didnt light it But we tried to fight it 53 joseph stalin, malenkov, nasser and prokofiev Rockefeller, campanella, communist bloc 54 roy cohn, juan peron, toscanini, dacron Dien bien phu falls, rock around the clock 55 einstein, james dean, brooklyns got a winning team Davy crockett, peter pan, elvis presley, disneyland 56 bardot, budapest, alabama, krushchev Princess grace, peyton place, trouble in the suez Chorus 57 little rock, pasternak, mickey mantle, kerouac Sputnik, chou en-lai, bridge on the river kwai 58 lebanon, charles de gaulle, california baseball Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide 59 buddy holly, ben hur, space monkey, mafia Hula hoops, castro, edsel is a no-go 60 u-2, syngman rhee, payola and kennedy Chubby checker, psycho, belgians in the congo Chorus 61 hemingway, eichmann, stranger in a strange land Dylan, berlin, bay of pigs invasion 62 lawrence of arabia, british beatlemania Ole miss, john glenn, liston beats patterson 63 pope paul, malcolm x, british politician sex Jfk, blown away, what else do I have to say Chorus 64 - 89 birth control, ho chi minh, richard nixon back again Moonshot, woodstock, watergate, punk rock Begin, reagan, palestine, terror on the airline Ayatollahs in iran, russians in afghanistan Wheel of fortune, sally ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts, homeless vets, aids, crack, bernie goetz Hypodermics on the shores, chinas under martial law Rock and roller cola wars, I cant take it anymore Chorus We didnt start the fire But when we are gone Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on... can you guys help me with a chorus like: we didn't start the fire no we didn't light it but we tried to fight it i need a chorus like We didnt start the fire It was always burning Since the worlds been turning We didnt start the fire No we didnt light it But we tried to fight it can you guys help me reword it or make it sound better some how please thanks =D

i need help with a chorus for a history song...please thanks? using the format from the song ( we didn't start the fire bu billy Joel), start in 1992 and end in 2009, find 4-5 events per year and write your own post cold war song. Be sure to have a chorus. i just need a chorus that's all basically for my song here is the song we didn't start the fire by Billy Joel 49 harry truman, doris day, red china, johnnie ray South pacific, walter winchell, joe dimaggio 50 joe mccarthy, richard nixon, studebaker, television North korea, south korea, marilyn monroe 51 rosenbergs, h-bomb, sugar ray, panmunjom Brando, the king and I and the catcher in the rye 52 eisenhower, vaccine, englands got a new queen Marciano, liberace, santayana goodbye Chorus We didnt start the fire It was always burning Since the worlds been turning We didnt start the fire No we didnt light it But we tried to fight it 53 joseph stalin, malenkov, nasser and prokofiev Rockefeller, campanella, communist bloc 54 roy cohn, juan peron, toscanini, dacron Dien bien phu falls, rock around the clock 55 einstein, james dean, brooklyns got a winning team Davy crockett, peter pan, elvis presley, disneyland 56 bardot, budapest, alabama, krushchev Princess grace, peyton place, trouble in the suez Chorus 57 little rock, pasternak, mickey mantle, kerouac Sputnik, chou en-lai, bridge on the river kwai 58 lebanon, charles de gaulle, california baseball Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide 59 buddy holly, ben hur, space monkey, mafia Hula hoops, castro, edsel is a no-go 60 u-2, syngman rhee, payola and kennedy Chubby checker, psycho, belgians in the congo Chorus 61 hemingway, eichmann, stranger in a strange land Dylan, berlin, bay of pigs invasion 62 lawrence of arabia, british beatlemania Ole miss, john glenn, liston beats patterson 63 pope paul, malcolm x, british politician sex Jfk, blown away, what else do I have to say Chorus 64 - 89 birth control, ho chi minh, richard nixon back again Moonshot, woodstock, watergate, punk rock Begin, reagan, palestine, terror on the airline Ayatollahs in iran, russians in afghanistan Wheel of fortune, sally ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts, homeless vets, aids, crack, bernie goetz Hypodermics on the shores, chinas under martial law Rock and roller cola wars, I cant take it anymore Chorus We didnt start the fire But when we are gone Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on... can you guys help me with a chorus like: we didn't start the fire no we didn't light it but we tried to fight it thanks for helping and trying to help thanks i just need like 4 to 5 lines for the chorus THANKS AGAIN

Match the sign with the quote? Ok, so here's some quotes from 10 of my favorite musicians and two of my friends, all of different signs. one sign per quote. 10 points for the person who gets the most right :) 1. “Each and every one of us has a fire that burns inside us and they can try like hell to put out that flame but as long as in our minds we know who we are meant to be, they don’t stand a chance.” 2. “One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching” 3. “I think hula-hoops need to come back from the dead. The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.” 4. "WE ARE THE UNDERDOGS! PEACE!" 5. "you may have won the war, but you'll never take my crown." 6. "Censorship, telling people how to live their lives, I completely disagree with." 7. "Everytime you get one idea out of the way you come up with 3 more." 8. "But I like to dress as a cowboy, though mainly when I'm drunk! I wanna get some chaps too 'cause I'm going to get my butt tattooed and I want people to be able to see it!" 9. "Just promise me you'll think of me whenever you look up in the sky and see a star" 10. "Some memories I remember...and some I don't ...and the ones I don't remember are the best of them all!" 11. "Opinions don't matter to me." 12. "They always teased me, but they don't know what I've got in store for them!"

What are some home-based cardio activities that I can do in the morning? Generally, I wake up around 6. If it's the weekend, I do Wii Fit for 20 minutes. If not, then I'm lost. I want to know what some possibilities of cardio exercises would be. As information you'll probably need, or want, read the following dot points: 1-I'm trying to save walking, and then jogging, and finally running, until further into my exercise...regime. So if possible, don't suggest that - it's a last resort. 2-I can do some taekwan-do basics, but I'm out of practice. I did them this morning as my morning exercise, but it doesn't give me the same kick as Wii Fit (which gets my endorphins firing after a 10 minute free jog, 3-minute boxing and 6 minute super-hula hoop) does at this time. I can handle balanced eating and after-school exercise, as well as during school (though I need some more exercises that can be done at a desk). It's just morning cardio that gets me.

I suddenly have to go to a normal public school next year and I don't know what to do!? Okay, so my name's Krystal. All my life I've gone to school at this place called Maverix. I'll tell you a tiny bit about it. Oh, and before anyone says anything, I did ask this before but it was under a different account, so I have to ask it all over again. Oh well, at least now I can correct my spelling! Anyway, so this woman called Mickie(she's maybe 31? Maverix has been up and running for four years, so yeah, that seems right) bought this old run-down out-of-the-way church that was abandoned and fixed it up, and opened this school. (Maverix, duh) Anyway, the place isn't really a school so to speak. We don't have a curriculum, but in all the classroom places(there's one more ages 6-8, one more for ages 9-12, one more ages 13-15, and one all high-school-y. The ages 2-5 one is just an enormous playroom with a ton of toys) there's a DVD player and a TON of DVDs(all educational) and a bunch of educational books. There's also a big kitchen stocked with every kind of snack, a big art place stuffed with fabric, markers, pom-poms, pipe-cleaners, glitter, every possible thing, and a library full of old paperback(Mickie has stuffed the entire library from Salvation Army stores, and there are about 6-7,000 books. It's almost a fire hazard There's every type of book. All the Animorphs(Mickie loves them), a buch of babysitters clubs, and a ton fo old things from like 1992 that you see in the kids section of a Salvation Army book store). We all read and watch DVDs, and study and learn, but it's usually for ourselves and not because we're being forced to, and we all score pretty highly on our tests(we take them at the end of the year so Mickie can make sure we all learn enough) There aren't any rules. You can go in whatever room you want and do whatever. No one, and I mean NO ONE bullies anyone. On the third time Mickie hears you say something even slightly nasty that's not in a teasing, friendly way, you're asked not to come back. You can show up anytime from 7-4. No one swears. If someone does, Mickie usually shows them all sorts of fancy words and shakespeare quotes to make it so much smarter-sounding. No one is mean, and everyone is nice. Mickie just trusts us I guess, and actually cares about us. I don't feel like she's just chasing a paycheck or something. More like she wanted to have a place like this. She's so nice and all of us like her. Outdoors there's a huge yard that has one part with swing-sets and slides that are like playgroundequipmentt types, not just yard types, as well as a little shed that has TONS of balls, skipping ropes, hula-hoops, bubbles, etc. The other part has the most amazing flower garden ever. It's justgorgeouss, and all the kids look after it ourselves. The older kids help the little ones, and we're like a big family. There's Mickie(who more supervises and plays with us and talks to us than bosses us) Jason and Nicole who are her helpers(they're just as awesome as Mickie), then about twenty-five little kids, ten high school kids, and thirty people in between(including me). Everyone dresses pretty weird and acts pretty weird. We all dress like hippies and almost all of us have severe ADD, ADHD, ODD, OCD, panic disorders or Aspergers and were bullied too much or couldn't handle school and ended up coming to Mavericks. Most new arrivals(five a year, maybe?) come sometime in the middle of the school being after beong bullied socouldn'they couldnt keep going or they weren't able to handle it and started having panic attacks or something. We're all encouraged to be ourselves and not care if other people like how we look or dress as long as we like it- The people who care aren't people we care about anyway- it's like the lyrics to one of those cheesy "I'm so good and special cause there's only one of me!" songs. And noe one bullies. I mean, here's an example of what I wear to school... I might wear a T-shirt I've covered in Pom-Poms and feathers, a kids dress-up ballet tutu, and crazy rainbow polka-dot tights, and no one cares. We all get to just be us. We're encouraged to question thing and check and think for ourselves. My mom and dad love Maverix and Mickie as much as I do, but my dad's job transferred him halfway across the country. The only private school in out area is a Catholic one, and those are so... so CONFORMIST-Y! Nothing charter. (Also, Maverix is technically registered not as a private schome school homeschool tutor thingy-mah-bob) So, I don't know how I'm going to do regular school. I've never had a strict schedule, we just teach ourselves. And would I be bullied if I dressed crazy and wore way too big clothes and mismatched shoes? And a teacher being all in-charge, and standard tests all the time, and not being able ot just GO wherever you want and having all sorts of rules and not having all ages... I just don't know how I'll do it! Advice? Oh, I'll be going into Grade Eight. (Ick, grades all in one room and having to stay in desks for hours... bleh!)

What topic and thesis would be best for Radiation Therapy, reasearch paper when my teacher wants...? My teacher has assigned us to do a research paper on a topic of our basically our choice however it seems that he is wanting us to do something about the past without actually coming out and telling us so. It seems he is wanting us to figure that out ourselves. He gave us a list of topics that we MAY choose from or we can come up with something similar on our own The title of the list of topics is: "We Didn't Start the Fire" song lyrics by Billy Joel. Some topics below that are: Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray, Richard Nixon, Rock Around the Clock, Einstein, Little Rock, Buddy Holly, Hula Hoops, Birth Control, Woodstock, Watergate, Wheel of Fortune, homeless VETS, AIDS, Crack, Chubby Checker, Homicide, punk rock, etc. I am hoping to write about Radiation Therapy... Although I would prefer to write about Radiation Therapy and how it treats and sometimes even cures cancer however..... since it SEEMS my teacher MAY be looking for topics reguarding something that has happened in the past..... What would be a great topic and thesis to present that will mostly likely allow me to be able to write about Radiation Therapy in some way shape or form? Or... should I just pick a different topic all together?

Will I be bullied if I go to normal school? Okay, so my name's Krystal. All my life I've gone to school at this place called Maverix. I'll tell you a tiny bit about it. Okay, so this woman called Mickie bought this old run-down out-of-the-way church that was abandoned and fixed it up, and opened this school. (Maverix, duh) Anyway, the place isn't really a school so to speak. We don't have a curriculum, but in all the classroom places(there's one more ages 6-8, one more for ages 9-12, one more ages 13-15, and one all high-school-y. The ages 2-5 one is just an enormous playroom with a ton of toys) there's a DVD player and a TON of DVDs(all educational) and a bunch of educational books. There's also a big kitchen stocked with every kind of snack, a big art place stuffed with fabric, markers, pom-poms, pipe-cleaners, glitter, every possible thing, and a library full of old paperback(Mickie has stuffed the entire library from Salvation Army stores, and there are about 6-7,000 books. It's almost a fire hazard). We all read and watch DVDs, and all score pretty highly on our tests(we take them at the end of the year so Mickie can make sure we all learn enough) There aren't any rules. You can go in whatever room you want and do whatever. No one, and I mean NO ONE bullies anyone. On the third time Mickie hears you say something even slightly nasty that's not in a teasing, friendly way, you're asked not to come back. You can show up anytime from 7-4. No one swears. If someone does, Mickie usually shows them all sorts of fancy words and shakespeare quotes to make it so much smarter-sounding. No one is mean, and everyone is nice. Outdoors there's a huge yard that has swing-sets and trampolines, as well as a little shed that has TONS of balls, skipping ropes, hula-hoops, bubbles, etc. The other part has the most amazing flower garden ever. It's amazing. The older kids help the little ones, and it's just... we're like a big family. There's Mickie(who more supervises and plays with us and talk to us than bosses us) Jason and Nicole who are her helpers, then about twenty-five little kids, ten high-schoolers, and thirty people in between(including me). Everyone dresses pretty weird and acts pretty weird. We all dress like hippies and almost all of us have severe ADD, ADHD, ODD, OCD, panic disorders or Aspergers and were bullied too much or couldn't handle school and ended up coming to Mavericks. And here's an example of what I wear to school- I might wear a T-shirt I've covered in Pom-Poms and feathers, a little-kids dress-up ballet skirt, and thick crazy rainbow polka-dot tights, and no one cares. We all get to just be us. My mom and dad love Maverix and Mickie as much as I do, but my dad's job transferred him halfway across the country. The only private school in out area is a Catholic one, and those are so... so CONFORMIST-Y! (Also, Maverix is technically registered not as a private school but a homeschool tutor thingy-mah-bob) So, I don't know how I'm going to do regular school. I've never had a strict schedule, we just teach ourselves. And would I be bullied if I dressed crazy and wore way too big clothes and mismatched shoes? And a teacher being all in-charge, and standard tests all the time, and not being able ot just GO wherever you want and having all sorts of rules and not having all ages... I just don't know how I'll do it! Advice? P.S.- I'll be going into Grade Eight. (Ick, grades all in one room and having to stay in desks for hours... bleh!)

Seriously Miss America is all about who's "hot", right? I don't think any little girl should look up to these women. It's a beauty contest people. Can we just agree to let them wear whatever they want? They get judged on their bodies anyways, and they don't wear much in the first place in the swimsuit competition. No one cares if they can whistle great or can keep 10 hula hoops up or juggle cats. If they wanted a fair judging they should hire all female judges that are all heterosexual. Agree or disagree? Leave your comments. http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/05/10/2010-05-10_miss_usa_pageant_officials_are_under_fire_for_posting_risqu_lingerie_photos_of_2.html To "Someone."'s post. You are proving my point. You feel the need to look trim after watching a beauty pageant. So then thin is beauty? All I'm saying is please don't let these women be role models for our children. And also, it's a contest about who's got the hottest body and who giggles in the right places, it doesn't matter if they wear lingerie in their photos, cause that's what they are being judged on.

How long would i have to practice before i can Hula Hoop withe FIRE? i want to start Hula Hooping my goal is to get to the point where i can hula hoop with fire like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_fqFJyf5SU&feature=grec_index how would i get into it? like transitioning from regular hula hooping to fire?

How long would i have to practice before i can Hula Hoop withe FIRE? i want to start Hula Hooping my goal is to get to the point where i can hula hoop with fire like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_fqFJyf5SU&feature=grec_index how would i get into it? like transitioning from regular hula hooping to fire?

Hawiian party question? i'm having a hawiian bbq with my friends for my 17th birthday. i'm gunna hula hoops, leis, a bon fire, smores, swimming, hawiian decorations like strings of flowers all over my deck and fence. any other ideas for decorations or activites?? thanks! i forgot to add that were having a sunade bar too!

Will I be bullied if I go to normal school? Okay, so my name's Krystal. All my life I've gone to school at this place called Maverix. I'll tell you a tiny bit about it. Okay, so this woman called Mickie bought this old run-down out-of-the-way church that was abandoned and fixed it up, and opened this school. (Maverix, duh) Anyway, the place isn't really a school so to speak. We don't have a curriculum, but in all the classroom places(there's one more ages 6-8, one more for ages 9-12, one more ages 13-15, and one all high-school-y. The ages 2-5 one is just an enormous playroom with a ton of toys) there's a DVD player and a TON of DVDs(all educational) and a bunch of educational books. There's also a big kitchen stocked with every kind of snack, a big art place stuffed with fabric, markers, pom-poms, pipe-cleaners, glitter, every possible thing, and a library full of old paperback(Mickie has stuffed the entire library from Salvation Army stores, and there are about 6-7,000 books. It's almost a fire hazard). We all read and watch DVDs, and all score pretty highly on our tests(we take them at the end of the year so Mickie can make sure we all learn enough) There aren't any rules. You can go in whatever room you want and do whatever. No one, and I mean NO ONE bullies anyone. On the third time Mickie hears you say something even slightly nasty that's not in a teasing, friendly way, you're asked not to come back. You can show up anytime from 7-4. No one swears. If someone does, Mickie usually shows them all sorts of fancy words and shakespeare quotes to make it so much smarter-sounding. No one is mean, and everyone is nice. Outdoors there's a huge yard that has swing-sets and trampolines, as well as a little shed that has TONS of balls, skipping ropes, hula-hoops, bubbles, etc. The other part has the most amazing flower garden ever. It's amazing. The older kids help the little ones, and it's just... we're like a big family. There's Mickie(who more supervises and plays with us and talk to us than bosses us) Jason and Nicole who are her helpers, then about twenty-five little kids, ten high-schoolers, and thirty people in between(including me). Everyone dresses pretty weird and acts pretty weird. We all dress like hippies and almost all of us have severe ADD, ADHD, ODD, OCD, panic disorders or Aspergers and were bullied too much or couldn't handle school and ended up coming to Mavericks. And here's an example of what I wear to school- I might wear a T-shirt I've covered in Pom-Poms and feathers, a little-kids dress-up ballet skirt, and thick crazy rainbow polka-dot tights, and no one cares. We all get to just be us. My mom and dad love Maverix and Mickie as much as I do, but my dad's job transferred him halfway across the country. The only private school in out area is a Catholic one, and those are so... so CONFORMIST-Y! (Also, Maverix is technically registered not as a private school but a homeschool tutor thingy-mah-bob) So, I don't know how I'm going to do regular school. I've never had a strict schedule, we just teach ourselves. And would I be bullied if I dressed crazy and wore way too big clothes and mismatched shoes? And a teacher being all in-charge, and standard tests all the time, and not being able ot just GO wherever you want and having all sorts of rules and not having all ages... I just don't know how I'll do it! Advice? P.S.- I'll be going into Grade Eight. (Ick, grades all in one room and having to stay in desks for hours... bleh!)

Will I be bullied if I go to normal school? Okay, so my name's Krystal. All my life I've gone to school at this place called Maverix. I'll tell you a tiny bit about it. Okay, so this woman called Mickie bought this old run-down out-of-the-way church that was abandoned and fixed it up, and opened this school. (Maverix, duh) Anyway, the place isn't really a school so to speak. We don't have a curriculum, but in all the classroom places(there's one more ages 6-8, one more for ages 9-12, one more ages 13-15, and one all high-school-y. The ages 2-5 one is just an enormous playroom with a ton of toys) there's a DVD player and a TON of DVDs(all educational) and a bunch of educational books. There's also a big kitchen stocked with every kind of snack, a big art place stuffed with fabric, markers, pom-poms, pipe-cleaners, glitter, every possible thing, and a library full of old paperback(Mickie has stuffed the entire library from Salvation Army stores, and there are about 6-7,000 books. It's almost a fire hazard). We all read and watch DVDs, and all score pretty highly on our tests(we take them at the end of the year so Mickie can make sure we all learn enough) There aren't any rules. You can go in whatever room you want and do whatever. No one, and I mean NO ONE bullies anyone. On the third time Mickie hears you say something even slightly nasty that's not in a teasing, friendly way, you're asked not to come back. You can show up anytime from 7-4. No one swears. If someone does, Mickie usually shows them all sorts of fancy words and shakespeare quotes to make it so much smarter-sounding. No one is mean, and everyone is nice. Outdoors there's a huge yard that has swing-sets and trampolines, as well as a little shed that has TONS of balls, skipping ropes, hula-hoops, bubbles, etc. The other part has the most amazing flower garden ever. It's amazing. The older kids help the little ones, and it's just... we're like a big family. There's Mickie(who more supervises and plays with us and talk to us than bosses us) Jason and Nicole who are her helpers, then about twenty-five little kids, ten high-schoolers, and thirty people in between(including me). Everyone dresses pretty weird and acts pretty weird. We all dress like hippies and almost all of us have severe ADD, ADHD, ODD, OCD, panic disorders or Aspergers and were bullied too much or couldn't handle school and ended up coming to Mavericks. And here's an example of what I wear to school- I might wear a T-shirt I've covered in Pom-Poms and feathers, a little-kids dress-up ballet skirt, and thick crazy rainbow polka-dot tights, and no one cares. We all get to just be us. My mom and dad love Maverix and Mickie as much as I do, but my dad's job transferred him halfway across the country. The only private school in out area is a Catholic one, and those are so... so CONFORMIST-Y! (Also, Maverix is technically registered not as a private school but a homeschool tutor thingy-mah-bob) So, I don't know how I'm going to do regular school. I've never had a strict schedule, we just teach ourselves. And would I be bullied if I dressed crazy and wore way too big clothes and mismatched shoes? And a teacher being all in-charge, and standard tests all the time, and not being able ot just GO wherever you want and having all sorts of rules and not having all ages... I just don't know how I'll do it! Advice? P.S.- I'll be going into Grade Eight. (Ick, grades all in one room and having to stay in desks for hours... bleh!)

I want to preform as a show girl using fire but how? I want to do fire breathing and poi and hula-hooping with fire but I also want a teacher of how to do it. Does anyone know a website where i can find such people? to who ever said call a proffesional, I don't know any or how to get numbers for them! Thats why im asking the damn question

Just some Yo Momma Jokes? http://www.101funjokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.htm Yo momma so poor... Her face is on the front of a food stamp. That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk. When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet. She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning. Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money. When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out. The building society repossessed her cardboard box. She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers She can't even afford to go to the free clinic. When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing....'Moving' she replied. I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine. When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong' I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..." I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!" I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..." Only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..." She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry. Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it... She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box. Even Beggars give you money. She bounces food stamps. She can't even afford to pay attention. She uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes. She uses chewing gum as a band aid. She lives in a 2-story Cracker Jack box. She uses white-out as a tooth filler. She can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor... Her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos. Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy. Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit. Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs. Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed. Yo Mama so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark. Jurassic Park brought back the memories... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial. She still owes Moses a dollar. When she was at school...there was No history class! She uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea She's got the first autographed Koran. She co-wrote the 4th Commandment. When I asked for Her ID yo mama handed me a rock She even made Yoda jealous. She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch. The fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake When She gave birth, You came out with Dentures. She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade Her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter. Her birthday expired. When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side! She got the first copy of the Ten Commandments. Her social security number is 000-000-001 She's got Adam and Eve's autograph She starting to fart out Mummy dust Her zip code is 00001. She used to baby sit Yoda She uses chewing gum as a band aid. She used to cut Betty Rubble's hair She used to gang bang with the Flintstones She was once a waitress at the last supper Spielberg hired her as historical consultant on Jurassic Park She was the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate She uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer. She was co-author of the Dead Sea scrolls When God said 'let there be light', yo mama was the one flicking on the light switch. She baby-sat for Pythagorus She used to get sermon tips from Zeus. She offered odds of 4 to 1 on Adam eating the apple They call her Captain Caveman She's more ancient than everything seen on the Antiques Road Show She the only one at the old folks home with a senior citizens discount. Mel Gibson hired yo mama to offer insights on what life was like with William Wallace She got told to act Her own age...and she died. She farts out dust. Her birth certificate says "Expired" on it. She used to baby-sit Pascal She invented the term 'oldest profession in the world' She's in Jesus's yearbook! She sat behind Yoda in the third grade. Your momma so fat... When she hauls butt she has to make two trips. When she dances she makes the band skip. When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave your momma 13 years to live. She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Her butt has its own congressman. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts. Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of your momma's butt cheeks. All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma" When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall. She could sell shade. When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma. People jog around her for exercise. I ran around her twice and got lost. She gets runs in her jeans. Her blood type is Ragu. When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! She has to put her belt on with a boomerang. When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party. She can't even jump to a conclusion. She went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. She can't even fit in the chat room. She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Yo momma's so fat; she went to the movies and sat next to everyone! Yo momma's so fat; she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair. Yo momma's so fat; she won Miss Bessie the Cow @YEAR@. Yo momma's so fat; she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own post code. Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code! Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time! Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma's so fat; she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond. Yo momma's so fat; she's works in the movies -- as the screen. Yo momma's so fat; the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her. Yo momma's so fat, the airline charges her round trip for each flight. Yo momma's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn. Yo momma's so fat; they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra Slim Fast. Yo momma's so fat; they mistake her for a country. Yo momma's so fat, to her light food means under 4 Tons. Yo momma's so fat; to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle. Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped. Yo momma's so fat, when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up! Yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too. Yo momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo momma's so fat, when she falls it measures on the Richter scale! Yo momma's so fat; when she fell in love she broke it! Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to parties people scream Kool-Aid! Yo momma's so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions! Yo momma's so fat, when she has to haul ass it takes two trips! Yo momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma's so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves. Yo momma's so fat, when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests. Yo momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over! Yo momma's so fat; when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma's so fat, when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats! Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th. Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around it’s her birthday. Yo momma's so fat; when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party. Yo momma's so fat; when she walks in high heels she strikes oil. Yo momma's so fat; when she walks she leaves snail tracks.... Yo momma's so fat, when she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land. Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red all the kids scream Kool-Aid! Yo momma's so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma's so fat; when you put her in a Jacuzzi she makes her own gravy! Yo momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma's so fat; you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in! Yo momma's so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going... Yo momma's so fat, your family portrait has stretch marks. Yo mama is so skinny Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama is so lazy Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama is so tall Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama is so short Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo mama so short she models for trophys.