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Why do these wretched chipmunks choose to die under the wheels of my car?

I've never driven over any animal in my life... Since this month. 3 chipmunks received untimely death under the wheels of my vehichle this month. I hope they RIP, but this leaves me greatly shaken and with one question in mind, WTF? LOL, Mad Scientist, this is a question where true grief is masked by humour, but yes, it's true about the chipmunks... Is there like a mass migration going on, that I wasn't told about?

Public Comments

1. I understand how you feel..I ran over the easter bunny on the highway early in the morning. I was very upset as i love animals and hit a deer, i cried!! By the time i hit a possum i was used to running things over. Just seems to be your time for running things over
2. I dunno if this is a funny question or a serious question. I am having a strong urge to leave a smart aleck response here but, I am not sure, whether you were grinning while typing this question or straight faced so... can't help ya. Anyways, I have a lot of open questions on my page. so.........
3. The chipmunks are staging a mass suicide in protest of the "Lemur" myth. Snow White let it slip that this phenomena is not real, but mere Disney propaganda, leading millions of unwitting lemurs astray. The chipmunks had previously gone on strike, leaving many Disney cartoons, such as Bambi, without a chipmunk.
4. This is my understanding: squirrels and chipmunks get really confused when they're on the road and they feel the vibration of an oncoming car. They seem so confused, in fact, that they run back and forth across the road (I don't get why, either) or they fail to understand that this huge thing hurtling their way is making all these vibrations and oooh it's so shiny and splat. This isn't layman's terms for scientific fact, it's just what I have observed and deduced. They aren't smart. It sucks, I know. Slow down.